Just in time for spring, Onteora unveils its new bridal suite!
We’re
gone off on a whole new style of interior decorating with the opening
of our newly-remodeled bridal suite. Note the color-coordinated
pottery, evangelical-approved twin beds, and rabbit ears! What other
bridal suite can boast rabbit ears? Not to mention the state of the art
communication system.
A special feature that will be most
appreciated by newly-weds is the
cement-block-totally-sound-proof-walls. Go ahead! Have all the fun you
want!
PS: It may look like our manager, Jeremy, has gained a
little weight over the winter. But that’s just the wide-angle lens.
Really.
Please note: due to unprecedented demand, this bridal
suite is only available for one day this year. Today, April 1. Be the
first here. You’ll be the last.